So...

"Hey." 

"Hey." 

"It's been a while."

"Uh-huh."

"How you been?"

"Fine."

"Looks like you figured things out."

"Um, yeah. Yeah. I think so. "

"Good for you."

"Thanks."

"This is awkward."

"Have you noticed  how things just seem to be awkward all the time and how that's what people say?'

"Yes."

"Yeah..."

"So... you're cool now, right?"

"Yeah." 

"Can we still have these conversations?"

"Who are you?"

"Oh yeah. I'm supposed to be cynical and sarcastic; but I can't make fun of you, so it defeats the purpose." 

"Yeah, I know I'm good."

"You should come up with another problem so I can rib you about it."

"Nah. I'd rather not."